Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Randomize
