If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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