Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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