I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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