Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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