you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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