So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
