This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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