he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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