So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Randomize
