Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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