You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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