is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
What a dumb baby whore.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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