So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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