All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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