So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
