Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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