I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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