Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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