at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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