How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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