God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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