Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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