i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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