it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
