Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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