you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She's the barista slut.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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