its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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