Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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