what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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