Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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