just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
you made out with another girl for some wings
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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