He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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