Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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