I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
