Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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