Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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