I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Life is so much better after having sex.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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