im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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