Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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