He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize