You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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