we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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