the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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