normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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