Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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