Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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