Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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