But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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