so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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