Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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