She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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