I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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