Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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