Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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