hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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