So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
