what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
